I wrote it, I guess about an hour ago. So this is the source link.
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The Onion @midwest.social White House Offering Seat on Ethics Board for $10MM Donation to White House Ballroom
The Onion @midwest.social Vance Denies He Ordered Second Strike on Vessel, But Says He Totally Could Have
The Onion @midwest.social Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege
The Onion @midwest.social Concern in Venezuela as Photos Surface of Marines Coloring in Map of South America
The Onion @midwest.social Americans Worry a War with Venezuela May Require Them to Find it on a Map
The Onion @midwest.social Navy Denies Rumors They Are “Non-Stop Partying” in Caribbean, Claim 4 More Destroyed “Terror Drug Boats”
The Onion @midwest.social US Shut Down Helps Redefine Libertarian Position on Independence, Food Stamps
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Reminds Americans to Prorate Taxes for the 43 Days the Government was Closed
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government
The Onion @midwest.social Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans
The Onion @midwest.social Democrats Begin to Cross the Aisle as Private Jet Traffic to be Restricted
The Onion @midwest.social Trump in Stable Condition After Being Told He Could Not Lick His Own Elbow
The Onion @midwest.social Marvel Sues Trump for Using SNAP to Halve Food Benefits
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Demands Right to Throw Animals at School Children “Or the First Amendment Means Nothing”
The Onion @midwest.social Wall Street to Retire Nancy Pelosi’s Number as Congresswoman Announces End of Her Career
The Onion @midwest.social DOT Announces Wider Roads to Accommodate Planned Chevy “Double Wide” Trucks
The Onion @midwest.social Duolingo Scientists Believe They Are 5-6 Animations Away from the Perfect Learning Experience
The Onion @midwest.social Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Promises Confused Reporters He Will Save the Daylight from Time Beavers on November 2nd
Is this corruption locally sourced?