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  • Shells can cause shrapnel.

  • Yes, this is more something you’d find in a Sweet Pickles book.

  • Not only can you say it, you can get temperate responses and arguments on the subject and not the person. Sure, we have to deal with some absolutists like on .mil, but after a few weeks of blocking the bad actors, this is a really refreshing environment.

    Edit: and to OP on .ml, that wasn’t against you. Be sure to search around for areas that interest you, it can be sparse but there are some real gems here.

  • The real satire is the fascism we made along the way.

  • Sounds like you need a drink!

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign

  • I thought about it. He’d never do it, because he’s probably pardoned himself, and wants to keep that as an escape clause.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege

  • Fair point.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Concern in Venezuela as Photos Surface of Marines Coloring in Map of South America

  • We don’t have time for that any more, now we just say something is a terror cartel.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Americans Worry a War with Venezuela May Require Them to Find it on a Map

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Navy Denies Rumors They Are “Non-Stop Partying” in Caribbean, Claim 4 More Destroyed “Terror Drug Boats”

  • I’ve started making claim email chains with the state ombudsman cc’d in the first email. Saves so much time.

  • That’s correct. Everyone here making six figures will have some form of asset they could cash in if the chips came down. I sometimes feel underwater, but if I made painful cuts, I could survive. Real Americans are living day to day knowing if things get bad, they might have to sell more blood.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    US Shut Down Helps Redefine Libertarian Position on Independence, Food Stamps

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Reminds Americans to Prorate Taxes for the 43 Days the Government was Closed

  • Well once you’re lemmy famous, you can do anything.

  • It’s a nomadic job field.

  • That sense of dread when you consider Ted Cruz could be, however unlikely, reading your satire.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government

  • It’s trying to be satire. I don’t think anyone believes democrats are trying, on purpose, to fail. But there’s palpable anger, because there was an undertone of “okay, we’ll play like you and show you what happens” here, and they allowed all this harm, showed what republicans will allow… and then gave up. And now people are looking around and saying “who’s fighting for us.”

    That’s dangerous for both democrats and republicans, because if neither side will care for you, you no longer have to vote for the least-worst choice. I hope for lots and lots of primaries like Zandani over the next few years.

  • Listen to who, I blocked them. 😋

  • Block me and any other source than the onion; that way you’ll have much fewer articles, and can have the diversity of just one source for them.

  • It’s the Lemion.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Democrats Begin to Cross the Aisle as Private Jet Traffic to be Restricted

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump in Stable Condition After Being Told He Could Not Lick His Own Elbow

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Marvel Sues Trump for Using SNAP to Halve Food Benefits

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Demands Right to Throw Animals at School Children “Or the First Amendment Means Nothing”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Wall Street to Retire Nancy Pelosi’s Number as Congresswoman Announces End of Her Career

  • Are you implying Zap Chestman isn’t a serious name for a salesperson?

  • Trucks in the US already use 4 spaces.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    DOT Announces Wider Roads to Accommodate Planned Chevy “Double Wide” Trucks

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Duolingo Scientists Believe They Are 5-6 Animations Away from the Perfect Learning Experience

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Promises Confused Reporters He Will Save the Daylight from Time Beavers on November 2nd