Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.
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The Onion @midwest.social Experts Unsure if Trump Becoming More Unstable or Stealing Talking Heads Lyrics
The Onion @midwest.social White House Claims Alex Pretti Death Was Permissible Over Suspected Customs Evasion
The Onion @midwest.social Minnesota Officer Comforted by Thought a Texas Officer Would Protect Minnesota ICE Attacking Texans
The Onion @midwest.social Canadians in Minneapolis Deny They Are Seeking Free Air Travel to Honduras
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Alarmed as Courts Declare Drones Covered by Second Amendment
The Onion @midwest.social FEMA Announces “Go Fund Me” as Massive Cold Front Heads South
The Onion @midwest.social White House Asks Americans to Stop Tweeting That Nobel Prizes Deflect Bullets
The Onion @midwest.social Denmark Says Trump Can Have Greenland if He Can Do Twenty Consecutive Pushups
The Onion @midwest.social As Tensions Flare with Iran, FIFA Reminds World Their Peace Prize Only Involved Match Play
The Onion @midwest.social ICE Agents Angered as Minnesota Businesses Begin Refusing Entry Without Warrant
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Dismayed as Argument Between Trump and Bjork Clearly Makes Him the Crazy One
The Onion @midwest.social White House Angered at Comparisons to Mussolini: “I’m Much More Like Hitler”
The Onion @midwest.social Joint US-Israeli Targeting System “Accidentally” Destroys 3 Venezuelan Hospitals
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Furious as ICE Immediately Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Say They Are Ready to Accept Our Apology for Obama and Vote Rationally
The Onion @midwest.social White House Announces East Wing Will Now Be Trump Family Crypt and Corporate Office
The Onion @midwest.social Trump’s New “Pardon Lottery” Gaining Alarming Popularity Among Business Leaders
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans in Congress Propose Yearly Citizenship Fee
The Onion @midwest.social Trump’s New Truth Social/Nuclear Fusion Company, “Trusion,” Wins $800 Billion DARPA Contract
The Onion @midwest.social White House Angrily Denies Tonight’s Presidential Address Will Be a Sales Pitch for Saudi Arabia’s “The Line”
Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.