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  • Search my name by posts, I do these often.

  • Imagine being a reddit normie and not even knowing these exist.

  • I feel we should all be saying “used Nobel Prize” until he hides it.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Asks Americans to Stop Tweeting That Nobel Prizes Deflect Bullets

  • They had him in the first 1/2, I’m not gonna lie.

  • You can’t call it “the Glade of Sorrow” just because your husband tore down the wing it was on.

  • Check my post history

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Denmark Says Trump Can Have Greenland if He Can Do Twenty Consecutive Pushups

  • Oh thanks!

  • Yeah someone suggested it a month back or so; thanks if you see this.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Tensions Flare with Iran, FIFA Reminds World Their Peace Prize Only Involved Match Play

  • ‘Murica

  • Are you asking about the individual officers or the departments? I’d say departments tend to make broad statements that they’ll follow the law both ways; my experience with cops themselves is it’s individual based on their views and how much of a dick the last ICE cop they met.

  • Shunning is a powerful tool, if you know people in Minnesota, link this to them.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Agents Angered as Minnesota Businesses Begin Refusing Entry Without Warrant

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Dismayed as Argument Between Trump and Bjork Clearly Makes Him the Crazy One

  • If you research Mussolini and sexual depravity, Leavitt’s comment takes a hoe new dimension….

  • Since I write these, does that count as a double?

    These are Lemmy originals, I only put them here.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Angered at Comparisons to Mussolini: “I’m Much More Like Hitler”

  • Start selling US Bonds and tank the US economy. Trump is a bully, but his gang is the rich. They’ll choose a new bully if he’s hurting them, and it helps he’s already threatening them one at a time.

  • A blind pig will occasionally find an acorn.

  • The world will not be safe until the Hamas narco-terrorist children are stopped.

    Thank you for modding for us! I appreciate having your channel to post about the fine, totally rational world that we live in.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Joint US-Israeli Targeting System “Accidentally” Destroys 3 Venezuelan Hospitals

  • I started this article this morning and finished when I had time this evening - Hard Times had the same concept and got to print first. Didn’t see theirs until I published mine here. Just being open about similar articles!

  • God Dammit! I started the same article this morning, just finished it! 🤣

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Furious as ICE Immediately Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Say They Are Ready to Accept Our Apology for Obama and Vote Rationally

  • Okay that took a minute but it was worth the walk. Nice!

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Announces East Wing Will Now Be Trump Family Crypt and Corporate Office

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump’s New “Pardon Lottery” Gaining Alarming Popularity Among Business Leaders

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans in Congress Propose Yearly Citizenship Fee

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump’s New Truth Social/Nuclear Fusion Company, “Trusion,” Wins $800 Billion DARPA Contract

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Angrily Denies Tonight’s Presidential Address Will Be a Sales Pitch for Saudi Arabia’s “The Line”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    FBI Agents No Longer Sure Which Mass Shooter They Are Looking For

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Former Prince Andrew’s “First They Came for the Pedophiles” Speech Lands Poorly in Sussex

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Offering Seat on Ethics Board for $10MM Donation to White House Ballroom

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Vance Denies He Ordered Second Strike on Vessel, But Says He Totally Could Have

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege