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The Onion @midwest.social White House Asks Americans to Stop Tweeting That Nobel Prizes Deflect Bullets
The Onion @midwest.social Denmark Says Trump Can Have Greenland if He Can Do Twenty Consecutive Pushups
The Onion @midwest.social As Tensions Flare with Iran, FIFA Reminds World Their Peace Prize Only Involved Match Play
The Onion @midwest.social ICE Agents Angered as Minnesota Businesses Begin Refusing Entry Without Warrant
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Dismayed as Argument Between Trump and Bjork Clearly Makes Him the Crazy One
The Onion @midwest.social White House Angered at Comparisons to Mussolini: “I’m Much More Like Hitler”
The Onion @midwest.social Joint US-Israeli Targeting System “Accidentally” Destroys 3 Venezuelan Hospitals
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Furious as ICE Immediately Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Say They Are Ready to Accept Our Apology for Obama and Vote Rationally
The Onion @midwest.social White House Announces East Wing Will Now Be Trump Family Crypt and Corporate Office
The Onion @midwest.social Trump’s New “Pardon Lottery” Gaining Alarming Popularity Among Business Leaders
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans in Congress Propose Yearly Citizenship Fee
The Onion @midwest.social Trump’s New Truth Social/Nuclear Fusion Company, “Trusion,” Wins $800 Billion DARPA Contract
The Onion @midwest.social White House Angrily Denies Tonight’s Presidential Address Will Be a Sales Pitch for Saudi Arabia’s “The Line”
The Onion @midwest.social FBI Agents No Longer Sure Which Mass Shooter They Are Looking For
The Onion @midwest.social Former Prince Andrew’s “First They Came for the Pedophiles” Speech Lands Poorly in Sussex
The Onion @midwest.social White House Offering Seat on Ethics Board for $10MM Donation to White House Ballroom
The Onion @midwest.social Vance Denies He Ordered Second Strike on Vessel, But Says He Totally Could Have
The Onion @midwest.social Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege
How will we know unless the bravest man shows us, and do we want that man to be beaten to it by Obama? Imagine how shameful that would be!