Sir, where is the meth.
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The Onion @midwest.social Former Prince Andrew’s “First They Came for the Pedophiles” Speech Lands Poorly in Sussex
The Onion @midwest.social White House Offering Seat on Ethics Board for $10MM Donation to White House Ballroom
The Onion @midwest.social Vance Denies He Ordered Second Strike on Vessel, But Says He Totally Could Have
The Onion @midwest.social Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege
The Onion @midwest.social Concern in Venezuela as Photos Surface of Marines Coloring in Map of South America
The Onion @midwest.social Americans Worry a War with Venezuela May Require Them to Find it on a Map
The Onion @midwest.social Navy Denies Rumors They Are “Non-Stop Partying” in Caribbean, Claim 4 More Destroyed “Terror Drug Boats”
The Onion @midwest.social US Shut Down Helps Redefine Libertarian Position on Independence, Food Stamps
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Reminds Americans to Prorate Taxes for the 43 Days the Government was Closed
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government
The Onion @midwest.social Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans
The Onion @midwest.social Democrats Begin to Cross the Aisle as Private Jet Traffic to be Restricted
The Onion @midwest.social Trump in Stable Condition After Being Told He Could Not Lick His Own Elbow
The Onion @midwest.social Marvel Sues Trump for Using SNAP to Halve Food Benefits
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Demands Right to Throw Animals at School Children “Or the First Amendment Means Nothing”
The Onion @midwest.social Wall Street to Retire Nancy Pelosi’s Number as Congresswoman Announces End of Her Career
The Onion @midwest.social DOT Announces Wider Roads to Accommodate Planned Chevy “Double Wide” Trucks
The Onion @midwest.social Duolingo Scientists Believe They Are 5-6 Animations Away from the Perfect Learning Experience
The Onion @midwest.social Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans
Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.
I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?