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  • Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

  • Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.

  • I’m gonna make you stay up all night because of this, aren’t I?

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Experts Unsure if Trump Becoming More Unstable or Stealing Talking Heads Lyrics

  • I’m ashamed my satire is more plausible than anything they’ve said.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Claims Alex Pretti Death Was Permissible Over Suspected Customs Evasion

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Minnesota Officer Comforted by Thought a Texas Officer Would Protect Minnesota ICE Attacking Texans

  • Common mistake, Bob Ross was self taught.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Canadians in Minneapolis Deny They Are Seeking Free Air Travel to Honduras

  • Democrats are demanding drone locks to fix the problem.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Alarmed as Courts Declare Drones Covered by Second Amendment

  • ‘Murica

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    FEMA Announces “Go Fund Me” as Massive Cold Front Heads South

  • If you find it somewhere else, let me know, because I haven’t licensed any of these articles.

  • How will we know unless the bravest man shows us, and do we want that man to be beaten to it by Obama? Imagine how shameful that would be!

  • Search my name by posts, I do these often.

  • Imagine being a reddit normie and not even knowing these exist.

  • I feel we should all be saying “used Nobel Prize” until he hides it.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Asks Americans to Stop Tweeting That Nobel Prizes Deflect Bullets

  • They had him in the first 1/2, I’m not gonna lie.

  • You can’t call it “the Glade of Sorrow” just because your husband tore down the wing it was on.

  • Check my post history

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Denmark Says Trump Can Have Greenland if He Can Do Twenty Consecutive Pushups

  • Oh thanks!

  • Yeah someone suggested it a month back or so; thanks if you see this.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Tensions Flare with Iran, FIFA Reminds World Their Peace Prize Only Involved Match Play

  • ‘Murica

  • Are you asking about the individual officers or the departments? I’d say departments tend to make broad statements that they’ll follow the law both ways; my experience with cops themselves is it’s individual based on their views and how much of a dick the last ICE cop they met.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Agents Angered as Minnesota Businesses Begin Refusing Entry Without Warrant

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Dismayed as Argument Between Trump and Bjork Clearly Makes Him the Crazy One

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Angered at Comparisons to Mussolini: “I’m Much More Like Hitler”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Joint US-Israeli Targeting System “Accidentally” Destroys 3 Venezuelan Hospitals

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Furious as ICE Immediately Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Say They Are Ready to Accept Our Apology for Obama and Vote Rationally

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Announces East Wing Will Now Be Trump Family Crypt and Corporate Office

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump’s New “Pardon Lottery” Gaining Alarming Popularity Among Business Leaders

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans in Congress Propose Yearly Citizenship Fee

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump’s New Truth Social/Nuclear Fusion Company, “Trusion,” Wins $800 Billion DARPA Contract

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Angrily Denies Tonight’s Presidential Address Will Be a Sales Pitch for Saudi Arabia’s “The Line”