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  • That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

  • It ain’t honest work, but it’s much.

  • Our Onion is the OC for all my satirical news articles. Little things like that are the seeds of a community.

  • The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

  • Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

  • I have something on pardons coming, but I feel some people don’t like when I fill the page with new articles.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans in Congress Propose Yearly Citizenship Fee

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump’s New Truth Social/Nuclear Fusion Company, “Trusion,” Wins $800 Billion DARPA Contract

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Angrily Denies Tonight’s Presidential Address Will Be a Sales Pitch for Saudi Arabia’s “The Line”

  • I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

  • Congressman Sturbgetter will be tough on cow traffic like America needs. #GetSomeSturb

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    FBI Agents No Longer Sure Which Mass Shooter They Are Looking For

  • Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

    I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

  • Sir, where is the meth.

  • She probably has a great serpentine, too.

  • I feel like you have the ethical upper hand, keep doing what you’re doing.

  • “This bathwater is dirty, why do you insist to keep bringing up babies!”

  • Removed

    Me too!

    Jump
  • A bit of a dry spell, huh?

  • Doodle is a great artist, if you can support their Patreon, please do.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Former Prince Andrew’s “First They Came for the Pedophiles” Speech Lands Poorly in Sussex

  • Search my name by posts, Leo gets around.

  • Is this corruption locally sourced?

  • I wrote it, I guess about an hour ago. So this is the source link.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Offering Seat on Ethics Board for $10MM Donation to White House Ballroom

  • If there is a gold fringe on the flag, it makes it a navel ICC.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Vance Denies He Ordered Second Strike on Vessel, But Says He Totally Could Have

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Alcohol Industry Stands by Their “He Has Three More Years” Advertising Campaign

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Concern in Venezuela as Photos Surface of Marines Coloring in Map of South America

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Americans Worry a War with Venezuela May Require Them to Find it on a Map

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Navy Denies Rumors They Are “Non-Stop Partying” in Caribbean, Claim 4 More Destroyed “Terror Drug Boats”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    US Shut Down Helps Redefine Libertarian Position on Independence, Food Stamps

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Reminds Americans to Prorate Taxes for the 43 Days the Government was Closed

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Democrats Begin to Cross the Aisle as Private Jet Traffic to be Restricted

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump in Stable Condition After Being Told He Could Not Lick His Own Elbow

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Marvel Sues Trump for Using SNAP to Halve Food Benefits