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The Onion @midwest.social Trump Demands Right to Throw Animals at School Children “Or the First Amendment Means Nothing”
The Onion @midwest.social Wall Street to Retire Nancy Pelosi’s Number as Congresswoman Announces End of Her Career
The Onion @midwest.social DOT Announces Wider Roads to Accommodate Planned Chevy “Double Wide” Trucks
The Onion @midwest.social Duolingo Scientists Believe They Are 5-6 Animations Away from the Perfect Learning Experience
The Onion @midwest.social Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Promises Confused Reporters He Will Save the Daylight from Time Beavers on November 2nd
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Delivers Second Speech in Two Weeks on Dangers of American Wetland Habitat Loss
The Onion @midwest.social Trump White House Reverses Course on Building East Wing Ballroom Out of Soy Beans
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Announces Jackson’s Secret Treasure Hoard not Under East Wing of White House
The Onion @midwest.social Al-Queda Forms US Construction Firm, Pledges to Destroy US Capital and Schools Across the Country at Competitive Prices
The Onion @midwest.social Al-Queda Sues Clark Construction for Intellectual Property Theft Over Demolition of White House
The Onion @midwest.social Wynn Las Vegas Announces Partnership with White House on East Wing Construction
The Onion @midwest.social Israel Vows to Stay in Gaza Until All of Ukraine is Free
The Onion @midwest.social White House Denies Trump Leaving US for a Younger Country
The Onion @midwest.social Republican Voters Demand More Angry Liberals, Less Consequences
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Threatens to Shut Down Canadian Government as Deadlock Continues
The Onion @midwest.social Ruger and American Greetings Announce New Partnership to Etch Shell Casings
The Onion @midwest.social Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’
The Onion @midwest.social White House Rumors of New US Peace Prize “Bigger Than Nobel”
The Onion @midwest.social White House Deploys Carrier Task Force to Norway in Anticipation of Peace Prize
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