It’s their second trip to the buffet, they deserve what they asked for.
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The Onion @midwest.social Christians Declare Earliest War on Christmas Yet, as September Shelves Fill with Decorations
The Onion @midwest.social First Lady Calls for Careful Scrutiny of Buff Young White Men Due to Recent Trend
The Onion @midwest.social Calls to Vatican as Charlie Kirk’s Bloody Shirt Cures Man of Racial Tolerance
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Announces He Will Lead Turning Point USA “For the Foreseeable Future”
The Onion @midwest.social Time Traveller Grants Rare Interview to Reiterate the Importance of Charlie Kirk Shooting
The Onion @midwest.social Irate Trump Briefly Imposes 14% Tariffs on Monaco Unless They Guess the Number He’s Thinking Of
The Onion @midwest.social NASA Scrambling After China Offers to Buy ISS from Trump
The Onion @midwest.social White House Sources Reporting New Pledge of Allegiance Under Consideration
The Onion @midwest.social ICE Moving to Only Motorcycle Cops Starting In February
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Excited About Their Crazy Picks to Replace Trump in 2028
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Administration Vows to Maintain Pressure on Venezuela Until Epstein Files Are Forgotten
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Breathe Sigh of Relief as White Shooter is Transexual
The Onion @midwest.social Us Department of Violence and Apathy Declares 3 Thoughts, 40 Prayers for Church School Shooting
The Onion @midwest.social Trump White House Not Looking For Nuclear Launch Codes
The Onion @midwest.social Trump White House Nervous as Comedy Central/Paramount Donate Combined $30 Million to Presidential Library “For Next Week’s Episodes”
The Onion @midwest.social As Inflation Heats Up, Republicans Rally Around Idea of Making Money Worth Less
The Onion @midwest.social Trump to Replace USS with PTS (President Trump’s Ship) on all Navy Vessels in January 2026
The Onion @midwest.social Israel Angered as Holocaust Trademark Denied by World Court
The Onion @midwest.social Attempting to Dispel Pedophilia Claims, Trump Press Office Releases List of His Legal-Aged Mistresses
The Onion @midwest.social White House Refuses to Reveal Content Trump Felt “Was Too Racist to Release”
The metal kind cut better, make sure you have one of those as well.