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  • It’s their second trip to the buffet, they deserve what they asked for.

  • Rich people, mostly.

  • I met Captain Crunch around 2012, really nice and still insanely curious about phone systems.

  • Target sent credit card information to the back of the store unencrypted. Bluetooth didn’t need encryption because nobody can get that close. You could stop 50% of malware by changing the name of your windows directory. Security through obscurity was believed to work, every automated oil rig in the gulf was operating in the clear even into the 2000’s.

    Wild times.

  • Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

  • I wish I could say that’s a joke.

  • Since 9/11 they’re generally locked off from the public in the US. I attended some mass casualty and terrorism training and we talked with someone who ran their city water and sewer. He had a neat plan to radiate the city water system he helped them defend against.

  • Fucking our sharks, you mean.

  • Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.

  • So drone throne?

  • It’s hard to get material out before they really do it. My article on trump taking over turning point only beat vance hosting the show by 24 hours.

  • I use he/him, but thanks. 🙂

    Leo is often the release valve when it gets too deadpan.

  • Next president should give it to Rosie O Donnel.

  • I hope someone said “”all the Americans are leaving, later Nazis” on the way out.

  • It’s a story in the Onion channel not made by the Onion not from the Onion but it does contain real Onion essence.

  • I find it very surprising a non-shill or bot really thought “this time is different.”

  • Trying to hit the targeted effect.

    Trying to get to the jugular.

    Trying to define the scope.

    …I’ll get to when I have time.

  • Tangled cattle is a serious problem, Leo is a hero.

  • Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Christians Declare Earliest War on Christmas Yet, as September Shelves Fill with Decorations

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    First Lady Calls for Careful Scrutiny of Buff Young White Men Due to Recent Trend

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Calls to Vatican as Charlie Kirk’s Bloody Shirt Cures Man of Racial Tolerance

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Announces He Will Lead Turning Point USA “For the Foreseeable Future”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Time Traveller Grants Rare Interview to Reiterate the Importance of Charlie Kirk Shooting

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Irate Trump Briefly Imposes 14% Tariffs on Monaco Unless They Guess the Number He’s Thinking Of

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    NASA Scrambling After China Offers to Buy ISS from Trump

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Sources Reporting New Pledge of Allegiance Under Consideration

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Moving to Only Motorcycle Cops Starting In February

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Excited About Their Crazy Picks to Replace Trump in 2028

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Administration Vows to Maintain Pressure on Venezuela Until Epstein Files Are Forgotten

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Breathe Sigh of Relief as White Shooter is Transexual

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Us Department of Violence and Apathy Declares 3 Thoughts, 40 Prayers for Church School Shooting

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump White House Not Looking For Nuclear Launch Codes

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump White House Nervous as Comedy Central/Paramount Donate Combined $30 Million to Presidential Library “For Next Week’s Episodes”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Inflation Heats Up, Republicans Rally Around Idea of Making Money Worth Less

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump to Replace USS with PTS (President Trump’s Ship) on all Navy Vessels in January 2026

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Israel Angered as Holocaust Trademark Denied by World Court

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Attempting to Dispel Pedophilia Claims, Trump Press Office Releases List of His Legal-Aged Mistresses

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Refuses to Reveal Content Trump Felt “Was Too Racist to Release”