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  • The goal was to make the reader feel more and more nauseous until Leo finally shows up to break the spell and admit that it’s satire.

    There’s a whole article I could write on etched bullets, but I’m trying to find the right angle.

  • I considered a Luigi Special tie in, but it got off topic

  • I like to imagine his face if Obama won the award he created.

  • I used to work in the oil industry, and there are old field logs from the 50s/60s where a whole crew died and the well is manned 2 days later. In the early 2000s we’d spend days on a single death or injury. Once the company paid the overtime because a guy’s wife was in labor and the contractor didn’t want to give him time off. It was addressed as a safety issue, there was no way he could concentrate safely… no issues to pay it. Sad to see the munitions industry caught in the 50s.

  • He’d be proud his staff is taking a shot at this.

  • Believe it or not I spent time considering what to call the prize. In the end I think they’d assume US = better.

    I also thought about describing the medal depicting an eagle driving a 4-wheeler off a ramp. But I felt that was both too over-the-top and too creepy if it came true.

  • I feel I have a case, they are stealing my material.

  • Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  • Well yes, I am a sane person who watched a nuclear program, monitored by outside observers, be refurbished.

    What, you got a really cool youtube video I have to see?

  • This is a horrible take; russia underspent on their army (with current results) to upgrade and refurbish the nuclear forces.

  • Second half was probably Jeep, let’s be honest.

  • Houston Intercontinental Airport, this week.

    Texas is doubling down on stupid.

  • “Stupid Piece of Shit” is great for asking people if this is how they think. Some people don’t know they have depression from critical thinking.

  • Enable satire detection for only $5.99/month!

  • They probably pay less than I make. I’d rather someone young get their big break than work there.

    Also it’s dangerous to turn your hobbies into jobs. Sometimes imposing a deadline can ruin a passion.

  • So, like Hyundai? Pretty sure they wash every bag first.

  • That can’t even be stupidity, no one is that stupid. I’m a 90’s conservative and give me a middle of the road democrat every day.

    Edit: click on his name! I don’t feel bad for this guy, but I would like to offer pity to the local ubereats drivers.

  • Flip money tables to slow them down, and whip them if you get the chance!

  • Stay tuned next week when they roll out AICE!

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    I Know You’ve Seen This Before

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