The goal was to make the reader feel more and more nauseous until Leo finally shows up to break the spell and admit that it’s satire.
There’s a whole article I could write on etched bullets, but I’m trying to find the right angle.
As Epstein Questions Increase, Trump Administration Officials Becoming Nervous About Sex Tape Releases
White House: Donald Trump Has Begun Referring to Himself as “Doctor”
White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per Night
ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to Honduras
FEMA to Deploy Over 600,000 Prayers to Texas
Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice Thomas
Trump Confirms “He Will Win” UFC Fight at White House, Confirms Pay per View
China Lays Off 50,000 Intelligence Officers, Redirects “Much of the Money” to Republican Donations
Secretary Hegseth and CNN Committed to Ending Rumors He Cannot Interview After Downing a Fifth of Vodka
Trump Declares ‘Total Cease Fire’ a Test, Says We Passed
Robert Kennedy and Trump to Lick Bat on June 1st to Mock LGBT, Covid Scientists
Trump Confirms “Golden Dome” Actually “Golden Do Me”
I Know You’ve Seen This Before
Journalists Demand More Synonyms for Stupid as Trump Administration Enters Third Month in Office
US Economy Heating Up as Russian Firm Seeks 400,000 Temporary Workers for “Occupational Work”
Oil CEOs “Nervous but Confident” as the ‘Most-Hated Industry Award’ for 2024 Announcement Approaches
Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.