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  • I was tempted to write that article, actually, but I went with the Time Beavers instead.

  • Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.

  • I know, trump would never just write a white paper, he always submits to peer-review journals.

  • Only soy has the ear of the president

  • Lemmy famous should be a thing.

    Has anyone seen Academy Award nominated actress Margot Robbie lately?

  • This is a charged issue, people aren’t downvoting you so much as expressing anger at what’s happening. Good use of nottheonion.

  • If Lemmy could up its porn game, reddit would just be bots saying catchy things to each other.

  • When I click on your name, I see you are here to argue.

  • I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.

  • There are people who are quietly living a great life with wealth, I’ve met some of them. Money only amplifies who a person is, because it gives them a bigger platform to act.

    You know that person who can never have enough, and has some big hole inside them they keep trying to fill from the outside? Give them a few billion and here you are.

  • For the rest of what country, Haiti?

  • Good to know, I believe I heard it expressed wrongly in US media then.

  • The metal kind cut better, make sure you have one of those as well.

  • It’s their second trip to the buffet, they deserve what they asked for.

  • Rich people, mostly.

  • I met Captain Crunch around 2012, really nice and still insanely curious about phone systems.

  • Target sent credit card information to the back of the store unencrypted. Bluetooth didn’t need encryption because nobody can get that close. You could stop 50% of malware by changing the name of your windows directory. Security through obscurity was believed to work, every automated oil rig in the gulf was operating in the clear even into the 2000’s.

    Wild times.

  • Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

  • I wish I could say that’s a joke.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump White House Nervous as Comedy Central/Paramount Donate Combined $30 Million to Presidential Library “For Next Week’s Episodes”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Inflation Heats Up, Republicans Rally Around Idea of Making Money Worth Less

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump to Replace USS with PTS (President Trump’s Ship) on all Navy Vessels in January 2026

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Israel Angered as Holocaust Trademark Denied by World Court

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Attempting to Dispel Pedophilia Claims, Trump Press Office Releases List of His Legal-Aged Mistresses

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Refuses to Reveal Content Trump Felt “Was Too Racist to Release”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Epstein Questions Increase, Trump Administration Officials Becoming Nervous About Sex Tape Releases

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House: Donald Trump Has Begun Referring to Himself as “Doctor”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per Night

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to Honduras

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    FEMA to Deploy Over 600,000 Prayers to Texas

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice Thomas

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Confirms “He Will Win” UFC Fight at White House, Confirms Pay per View

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    China Lays Off 50,000 Intelligence Officers, Redirects “Much of the Money” to Republican Donations

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Secretary Hegseth and CNN Committed to Ending Rumors He Cannot Interview After Downing a Fifth of Vodka

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Declares ‘Total Cease Fire’ a Test, Says We Passed

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Robert Kennedy and Trump to Lick Bat on June 1st to Mock LGBT, Covid Scientists

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Confirms “Golden Dome” Actually “Golden Do Me”

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I Know You’ve Seen This Before

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Journalists Demand More Synonyms for Stupid as Trump Administration Enters Third Month in Office