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  • Fucking our sharks, you mean.

  • Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.

  • So drone throne?

  • It’s hard to get material out before they really do it. My article on trump taking over turning point only beat vance hosting the show by 24 hours.

  • I use he/him, but thanks. 🙂

    Leo is often the release valve when it gets too deadpan.

  • Next president should give it to Rosie O Donnel.

  • I hope someone said “”all the Americans are leaving, later Nazis” on the way out.

  • It’s a story in the Onion channel not made by the Onion not from the Onion but it does contain real Onion essence.

  • I find it very surprising a non-shill or bot really thought “this time is different.”

  • Trying to hit the targeted effect.

    Trying to get to the jugular.

    Trying to define the scope.

    …I’ll get to when I have time.

  • Tangled cattle is a serious problem, Leo is a hero.

  • Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.

  • The goal was to make the reader feel more and more nauseous until Leo finally shows up to break the spell and admit that it’s satire.

    There’s a whole article I could write on etched bullets, but I’m trying to find the right angle.

  • I considered a Luigi Special tie in, but it got off topic

  • I like to imagine his face if Obama won the award he created.

  • I used to work in the oil industry, and there are old field logs from the 50s/60s where a whole crew died and the well is manned 2 days later. In the early 2000s we’d spend days on a single death or injury. Once the company paid the overtime because a guy’s wife was in labor and the contractor didn’t want to give him time off. It was addressed as a safety issue, there was no way he could concentrate safely… no issues to pay it. Sad to see the munitions industry caught in the 50s.

  • He’d be proud his staff is taking a shot at this.

  • Believe it or not I spent time considering what to call the prize. In the end I think they’d assume US = better.

    I also thought about describing the medal depicting an eagle driving a 4-wheeler off a ramp. But I felt that was both too over-the-top and too creepy if it came true.

  • I feel I have a case, they are stealing my material.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    US Economy Heating Up as Russian Firm Seeks 400,000 Temporary Workers for “Occupational Work”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Oil CEOs “Nervous but Confident” as the ‘Most-Hated Industry Award’ for 2024 Announcement Approaches