They’re unlikely to check your references even if they weren’t defunct. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Lie your ass off on your resume/application.
I graduated from (a two year) college at age fifteen. Lots of HR people have doubted that. Only one has ever bothered to verify it … And that was at a sales job, not somewhere my degree would have mattered.
They’re unlikely to check your references even if they weren’t defunct. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Lie your ass off on your resume/application.
Everyone knows you only check references after there is a problem.
I graduated from (a two year) college at age fifteen. Lots of HR people have doubted that. Only one has ever bothered to verify it … And that was at a sales job, not somewhere my degree would have mattered.