restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agostressquokk.auimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1757arrow-down16
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minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoBad news. My doom scroll is contagious
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoand it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days ago“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?” “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days ago“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory “if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoYikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoYou? This is my self portrait!
HOLY SHIT I’M CURED
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
“lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory
“if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”

Yikes! How’d you find a video of me?!
You? This is my self portrait!
OH SHIT