• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    4 days ago

    I like my ice millions of years old so I have it flown in from a glacier I’d never touch cheap shit from aldi that’s for the low class folk.

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      4 days ago

      Side note: That would make an excellent exposition for an apocalyptic horror, like a zombie film. Some industry billionaire infects themselves with a parasite or virus that’s been dorment for millions of years…

      “This summer, the rich fuck over humanity one last time…”