“It takes time and effort to neatly trim and maybe even make a little design”
Alright, I stopped here. This is not what anyone seriously complains about when they’re talking about bush. I fully get that ladyscaping is hard work and keeping everything in line can be a pain. But when you’ve just gone on a rant about men not expecting head, you’ve got to expect some turn about.
Have you ever tried to shave balls? A harrowing experience. I’m taking my own life, and millions of my little guys lives, into my own hands. Why am I putting a bleeding sack on the line when you can’t run some clippers over your mound? Come on.
Oh trust, there are a lot of men who will not touch their tongue to pussy if there’s any hair at all.
Have you ever tried to shave balls? A harrowing experience. I’m taking my own life, and millions of my little guys lives, into my own hands. Why am I putting a bleeding sack on the line when you can’t run some clippers over your mound? Come on.
Why is it tit for tat? Couldn’t both just not shave and still give head?
To be fair, the shaft is typically mostly hairless, so unless you’re going for the balls (which is appreciated obviously) it’s not much of a factor. The pussy is under the bush, so if it isn’t at least trimmed I’m gonna be getting a lot of hair in my teeth, which is not ideal.
Refusing to go down on trimmed bush is kinda wild, but refusing to go down on an untamed forest isn’t all that unreasonable. It can be very distracting.
To be fair, the shaft is typically mostly hairless
It’s mostly hairless, but there’s definitely hair along the shaft that gets stuck in one’s bottom teeth when giving head to a penis-haver. A lot. And the hair that is on the balls and the surrounding area is also distracting, incredibly thick, and can get in the way. It doesn’t stop me from sucking dick though.
The pussy is sort of in the middle of the bush, it’s easy to get your tongue and mouth in there if you push the hair back a little. And that’s only if you’re going down on a person that is particularly hairy and letting it grow wild. Again, it’s never been enough to stop me, but to each their own.
There’s a lot of straight men that are just not giving head. And I think if having a little bush, even if it’s like a neat little trim, like we don’t necessarily have to be talking about a full garden. If you won’t give somebody head because they have, let’s say, just like a little peach fuzz, like a nice trim, that’s ungrateful because a especially especially if you’re expecting um head in return or that’s just like your expectation is that if you’re hooking up with someone, you’re going to get head.
Um ladies, don’t be giving nobody head unless they give you head first. That’s all I have to say. I also think these people are ungrateful because you’re really just not appreciating the time and energy that goes into having a bush, especially if it’s a trimmed bush. Um because like that’s time, that’s thought, that’s effort. Like the coochie is the centerpiece. It’s the it’s God’s gift to this green earth. And she took extra time to put some decor on that thing. Like, and think about how much time and energy it takes to grow that full luscious forest. Okay, that in in and of itself, like, think about all the things you could do with that bush. Like, you could literally do arts and crafts with a full forest. Some of y’all are balding. Like, you could really use that hair. So, I think if you’re complaining about somebody having a bush, like you just don’t understand dedication.
I just don’t like hair in my teeth
(This is 13 min long, Christ Lady)
“It takes time and effort to neatly trim and maybe even make a little design”
Alright, I stopped here. This is not what anyone seriously complains about when they’re talking about bush. I fully get that ladyscaping is hard work and keeping everything in line can be a pain. But when you’ve just gone on a rant about men not expecting head, you’ve got to expect some turn about.
Have you ever tried to shave balls? A harrowing experience. I’m taking my own life, and millions of my little guys lives, into my own hands. Why am I putting a bleeding sack on the line when you can’t run some clippers over your mound? Come on.
Oh trust, there are a lot of men who will not touch their tongue to pussy if there’s any hair at all.
Why is it tit for tat? Couldn’t both just not shave and still give head?
To be fair, the shaft is typically mostly hairless, so unless you’re going for the balls (which is appreciated obviously) it’s not much of a factor. The pussy is under the bush, so if it isn’t at least trimmed I’m gonna be getting a lot of hair in my teeth, which is not ideal.
Refusing to go down on trimmed bush is kinda wild, but refusing to go down on an untamed forest isn’t all that unreasonable. It can be very distracting.
It’s mostly hairless, but there’s definitely hair along the shaft that gets stuck in one’s bottom teeth when giving head to a penis-haver. A lot. And the hair that is on the balls and the surrounding area is also distracting, incredibly thick, and can get in the way. It doesn’t stop me from sucking dick though.
The pussy is sort of in the middle of the bush, it’s easy to get your tongue and mouth in there if you push the hair back a little. And that’s only if you’re going down on a person that is particularly hairy and letting it grow wild. Again, it’s never been enough to stop me, but to each their own.
Shaving your balls isn’t even difficult if you use a cartridge razer. Are using a straight edge or safety razer???
Safety razor works fine for me.
Oh I think I love this woman hahaha
Their loss. ¯\(ツ)/¯
I mean, I don’t have any problem with women who don’t trim their hedges. I just don’t want to sleep with them
More for me :)
I wish you the best with them!
They’re in good hands ;)