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  • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    29 days ago

    Lmao did this the other day. Went to the salad bar at a whole foods. Rang up a fat salad while weighing my wallet, had a beer in each of my inside jacket pockets. Smiled at the security guard and told him to have a good afternoon. Bam free lunch and a couple cold ones to go with it.

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        29 days ago

        Yeah they don’t have that at the place by me, but I also wanted to look innocuous paying and leaving since I had like $14 worth of craft beers in my coat too lol