Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 天前Ohio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10
arrow-up1106arrow-down1external-linkOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 天前message-square36linkfedilink
minus-squaremicrofiche [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·28 天前I had no clue shrek has genitals. Learn something everyday.
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·28 天前How do you think little shreks are made
minus-squareLe_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·28 天前one of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
minus-squaremicrofiche [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·28 天前well you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-228 天前It’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
minus-squareBeaver [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·28 天前I assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion
I had no clue shrek has genitals. Learn something everyday.
How do you think little shreks are made
From having shrex
one of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
well you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
Mitosis?
Mitogresis
It’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
I assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion