Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days agoOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10
arrow-up1106arrow-down1external-linkOhio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senatorwegotthiscovered.comYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·29 days agoHow do you think little shreks are made
minus-squareLe_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·29 days agoone of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
minus-squarechgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-229 days agoIt’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·29 days agoMitogresis
minus-squaremicrofiche [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·29 days agowell you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
minus-squareBeaver [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·29 days agoI assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion
How do you think little shreks are made
From having shrex
one of the onion layers falls off and grows into a new ogre
It’s an infectious disease. That’s why kissing Fiona turned her into a Shrek too.
Mitosis?
Mitogresis
well you see, when two shreks love eachother very much
I assumed via bulb multiplication, much like an onion