“aw boy I shore do love drinking laker light and jorkin mon queue to CTV Wild”
“Hon hon h-WAK! Câlisse!” chokes on his own spit “Fack!”
“Oh, you’re going to the city? Can you get me some [long discontinued product], I can’t find it here for some reason.”
I just have a neighbour who occasionally screams for 10 minutes :) Like just full on “About to murdered in a slasher movie” screams.
You get weirdly used to it
Sorry, I’m accident-prone and drop something on my foot every couple of days and the windows apparently aren’t as well insulated as I thought