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minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·8 days agoI like the part about resting right after you’ve created a massive shitshow.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 days agoThen drowning most of the people you made. Then telling some of them, “you’re my favorites…kill the others…” and so on.
minus-squareKrusty@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agoGod kills everybody in the Bible. Better than masturbation.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoYeah, I know God tried to nip that in the bud with Onan, but… let’s just say he’s gonna be pretty upset whenever he stops resting.
I like the part about resting right after you’ve created a massive shitshow.
Then drowning most of the people you made. Then telling some of them, “you’re my favorites…kill the others…” and so on.
God kills everybody in the Bible. Better than masturbation.
Yeah, I know God tried to nip that in the bud with Onan, but… let’s just say he’s gonna be pretty upset whenever he stops resting.