• kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21 hours ago

    You can tell this is fake because caffeine withdrawal does NOT just cause “lethargy” people would be going home with headaches and worse.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      20 hours ago

      100% this. By the afternoon the first day it would be anarchy in that office. Headaches, crabby aggression, screaming, crying.

      Plus, what entire office actually drinks all the same coffee from the same source?

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        8 hours ago

        Plus, what entire office actually drinks all the same coffee from the same source?

        Yah that what I find the most hard to believe, especially given the writer is sipping a monster energy drink.

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          5 hours ago

          Me who buys cheap packets at the nearest convenience store almost every morning.

          “You have no control over me! I have my own Spice! My own desert! My Arrakis! My Dune!”

      • Synapse@lemmy.world
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        17 hours ago

        Plus, what entire office actually drinks all the same coffee from the same source?

        If it’s coffee provided by the company for free, yes they are.

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          6 hours ago

          Some, but certainly not all. People have their preferred coffee, out go out for the sake of going out. Free isn’t an absolute determiner of human behavior.

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          13 hours ago

          we have a free espresso machine and two free large cafetieres and a coffee shop where you pay on the ground floor. A lot of my colleagues still go to Starbucks across the street.

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          16 hours ago

          We have free coffee in our office. It’s terrible. Only half the people drink it. Others buy their own.

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      13 hours ago

      Yeah, I’d consider the urge to commit homicide “worse” (and as a fresh convert, let me say, I’d NEVER get away with this comment on Reddit)