Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1724arrow-down115
arrow-up1709arrow-down1imageEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksMaxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square69linkfedilink
minus-squarestickly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·3 个月前Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 个月前Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
minus-squareTheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 个月前What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
minus-squareiamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 个月前How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 个月前would make sense, because then you can just pee
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.
Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
would make sense, because then you can just pee
I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.