

You go to super jail


You go to super jail


How do you know I don’t volunteer my time? Second, I think you should blow it out your ass if you think that you get to decide what other people do with their money.


Damn this is great advice


Deep sea welding is pretty badass
He can have a little flan, as a treat


The gas is for huffing
Stardew valley was this game for me. I basically sped through getting married and then put the game down after maybe 20 or so hours. Then I got it on switch and have over 1.5k hours

I saw Jonathan Richman the other week and when he finished the crowd was cheering for more and he came out and said “I thought that was a good place to end things.” and walked back off stage.


Captain drugs


Wow, didn’t expect to wake up this morning to a personal attack


I think the bite is one of the most appealing things about barqs
Toby gettin burned if he comes near me


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Hey I don’t appreciate seeing my problems thrown in my face


He’s not even pink, it’s the spa terry!
As opposed to the office where I’m definitely not doing just enough to not get fired


Along with all the other good answers I’ll add ALS. Really terrible disease that can accelerate quickly.
Couple of fairly unethical Craigslist hacks, first if you see an item you want and it’s in a city that’s farther away I will tell the seller I live in a city where my actual city would be a little closer to them. Essentially telling someone I’m driving a few hours to meet them but of course I’m not leaving my home city, while they travel a few hours . Second, if you send someone a really low ball offer from one account and then from a different account send a more reasonable low offer and chances are higher they accept or at least counter. Third, if you post an identical item to what you’re looking for at a lower price you can sometimes drive down the price of the actual listing you’re after.