If you voted for trump you’re dead to me

In you go tweety bird

Oh gee I don’t know, maybe because it’s a shit platform run by a petulant man child.

Restaurant Christmas party, guy walks out of the bathroom drunk af and tripping on shrooms with his dick out. Owner and their kid were right there when he came out. Instantly fired and lucky he’s not a sex offender

Books of blood is another one to check out of his.

What a badass

The comment is slightly ambiguous so let’s chalk it up to that.

The democratic candidate for governor is named Josh Stein

Thank fuck. Robinson is a psychopath

Deglaze with your favorite beer

I ended up getting two

Are ya voting yet?!

I’m about to go get a bottle of whiskey and try to get through this

Can we just mean corporate speak in general. I can’t fucking stand all the buzzwords that get tossed around

Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy

Probably at least in the 1k range

Yamaha

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