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minus-squaredoggle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months agoHow the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup? Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether?
minus-squarerothaine@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoThe real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz. Now if it’s cookie dough, that’s manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.
minus-squaredoggle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoa true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose
minus-squareNessD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoAnything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!
minus-squareSuperCub@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·4 months agoMen aren’t supposed to suck on things, only blow.
How the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup?
Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether?
The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.
Now if it’s cookie dough, that’s manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.
a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose
What are you, gay?
Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!
Men aren’t supposed to suck on things, only blow.