Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.

  • rothaine@lemm.ee
    4·
    4 months ago

    The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.

    Now if it’s cookie dough, that’s manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.