• the rizzler@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 days ago

    in 2028 president-elect newsom is gonna promise the united states $5000 checks (2 weeks rent). he then gives everyone half that and liberals say anyone who thought they were gonna get the full amount was just too stupid to understand what gruesome newsom really meant. in 2032 aoc runs on the fuck you ticket. every democrat assumes she’s going to win by a landslide because in 2028, newsom won by a landslide. she loses miserably.

  • duderium [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    New pandemic just dropped. Although we all saw it begin on a cruise ship, I can’t wait to learn that it’s actually a Chinese or Iranian bioweapon that is completely harmless and how masking and quarantining and vaccines are all actually much more dangerous.

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      2 days ago

      Wonder if the usa response this time will just be no one can use masks at all, and greetings will be open mouth kisses to anyone you see or just putting hands in the others mouth

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    3 days ago

    I wasn’t fully class conscious when the COVID pandemic first hit and was a communist by the time it was over. If this Hantavirus turns into a pandemic I swear I’ll either be the next Marx or dead depending on how severe the virus is lmao

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    3 days ago

    hantavirus, unlike influenza or Covid-19, is only transmissible from person to person through close contact, such as sharing a bed or food.

    So if this is true it sounds like unless something mutates, this isn’t likely to become a pandemic. Just yet another of the thousands of ways to unnecessarily die or become ill because of capitalism/deregulation and climate change.