TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · vor 22 StundenA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydaymessage-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down124
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydayTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · vor 22 Stundenmessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squareBigBrownDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·vor 21 StundenAnd when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
minus-squareTranquilTurbulence@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 15 StundenI always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
minus-squareBucketBong@p.hobo.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·vor 20 StundenFuck, I need to get a pool!
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!