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Dasnap@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

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Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

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Dasnap@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • a lil bee 🐝@lemmy.world
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    Krazam completely on point, as usual. Gonna be mouthing “my pipeline is green” to myself even more than usual now.

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      You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.

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      Little green dots is what it’s all about baby!

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    It’s always a good day when Krazam uploads.

    I just wish it was more than twice a year.

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    He even made the website a real thing https://www.srenity.online/

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      We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

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    one box to handle all the frontend requests

    why is my project’s architecture here lmao

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      Krazam has previously documented the Facegoog microservices architecture in some detail.

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      Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

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    You were born to deploy K8s clusters.

    OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces

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    Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!

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      I think we gotta take this offline

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        I’ve taken the CEO offline!

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    He’s right, I was born to deploy k8s clusters! My kids on the other hand will be tracked as virtual nodes on my homelab cluster.

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    It’s crazy to me that Amazon just lets Krazam film in their offices (and nearly a decade of employment at Amazon tells me that is 100% an Amazon office). They’re such inflexible, ungenerous bastards.

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    This is too real especially the family stuff

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    Promised opensuse support? Should’ve known that was lie. Nobody uses that.

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