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  • I liked being 16. Mature enough to design grand plans. Naive enough to actually try them.

    Plus the greatest adversary I face for the rest of my life would just be standardized testing :P

  • I really hope so. Last code I reviewed was full of !! and companion objects trying to emulate Java static instead of top-level consts. Even I'm still trying to figure out what idiomatic Kotlin looks like. We got a ways to go...

  • The interoperability is both a blessing and a curse imo since it let us half-ass the integration by leaving a bunch of Java code unconverted. I could start refactoring everything but then my team would stop reviewing my PRs due to the diff size (and then my manager would eventually find out that I've been using up work time doing this instead of shipping features during crunch week).

    I really much prefer Kotlin to Java. I just wish my team had actually had a commitment to it instead of just sorta using it with no migration plan.

  • This is literally how this all started for us lol. Senior wanted to try to migrate everything to Kotlin in our project. Migration never finished. Now one of our major repos is just half Kotlin half Java. Devs on our team learn Kotlin by unexpectedly encountering it when they need to touch that code.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    New language

  • changhsumath

    I remember I clicked into one of his videos from the homepage out of sheer curiosity and ended up getting super distracted trying to solve the take-home exercise at the end

  • ...and then there's Go who just won't let you compile at all

  • "Dr. Prof. Mann, I really didn't understand anything about UNIX on that last midterm. Can we go over how to touch and finger after class?"

  • I deduce these two sets must be the same then?

  • It's obviously:

    Traceback (most recent call last): File "./main.py", line 2, in

    <module>

    AttributeError: 'str' object has no attribute 'length'

  • Anime Art @ani.social

    Study

  • Anime Art @ani.social

    Rules are Made to be Broken

  • anime_irl @ani.social

    anime_irl

  • Anime Art @ani.social

    Community Service

  • Man how are we gonna write all of our Whitespace programs now?

  • I think we gotta take this offline

  • one box to handle all the frontend requests

    why is my project's architecture here lmao

  • Anime Art @ani.social

    Atashi Vampire!

  • Anime Art @ani.social

    Is amateur art okay?

  • Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would've never encountered this mess /s

  • Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

  • inb4 senior delegates critical decision-making to juniors and only shows up once stuff is on fire

  • That would kill my laptop lol. I think my problem is that once IntelliJ starts to index it becomes very memory hungry.

    Hopefully your current position is an improvement

  • That's a weird way of writing IntelliJ

  • That's exactly what I did lol. Thankfully my Pi's just in a drawer. If this was a remote host at work I would've already shat myself :P

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Firewall

  • This week I am to propose two major redesigns to an external API and webpage on my rollercoaster of a project. Let's see this code monkey land a backflip :,)

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    SPAs were a mistake