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treechicken

@ treechicken @lemmy.world

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  • If you could be any age for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

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  • I liked being 16. Mature enough to design grand plans. Naive enough to actually try them.

    Plus the greatest adversary I face for the rest of my life would just be standardized testing :P

  • New language

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  • I really hope so. Last code I reviewed was full of !! and companion objects trying to emulate Java static instead of top-level consts. Even I'm still trying to figure out what idiomatic Kotlin looks like. We got a ways to go...

  • New language

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  • The interoperability is both a blessing and a curse imo since it let us half-ass the integration by leaving a bunch of Java code unconverted. I could start refactoring everything but then my team would stop reviewing my PRs due to the diff size (and then my manager would eventually find out that I've been using up work time doing this instead of shipping features during crunch week).

    I really much prefer Kotlin to Java. I just wish my team had actually had a commitment to it instead of just sorta using it with no migration plan.

  • New language

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  • This is literally how this all started for us lol. Senior wanted to try to migrate everything to Kotlin in our project. Migration never finished. Now one of our major repos is just half Kotlin half Java. Devs on our team learn Kotlin by unexpectedly encountering it when they need to touch that code.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    New language

  • What's the most watched non porn video on porn hub?

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  • changhsumath

    I remember I clicked into one of his videos from the homepage out of sheer curiosity and ended up getting super distracted trying to solve the take-home exercise at the end

  • Variable Declaration

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  • ...and then there's Go who just won't let you compile at all

  • Exam Answer

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  • "Dr. Prof. Mann, I really didn't understand anything about UNIX on that last midterm. Can we go over how to touch and finger after class?"

  • Exam Answer

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  • I deduce these two sets must be the same then?

  • Exam Answer

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  • It's obviously:

    Traceback (most recent call last): File "./main.py", line 2, in

    <module>

    AttributeError: 'str' object has no attribute 'length'

  • Anime Art @ani.social
    treechicken @lemmy.world

    Study

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    Rules are Made to be Broken

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    anime_irl

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    Community Service

  • wait what

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  • Man how are we gonna write all of our Whitespace programs now?

  • Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

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  • I think we gotta take this offline

  • Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

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  • one box to handle all the frontend requests

    why is my project's architecture here lmao

  • Anime Art @ani.social
    treechicken @lemmy.world

    Atashi Vampire!

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    Question

    Is amateur art okay?

  • Shiiieeettt....

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  • Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would've never encountered this mess /s

  • Shiiieeettt....

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  • Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

  • The falsehoods of a senior developer

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  • inb4 senior delegates critical decision-making to juniors and only shows up once stuff is on fire

  • Lighter BBQing

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  • That would kill my laptop lol. I think my problem is that once IntelliJ starts to index it becomes very memory hungry.

    Hopefully your current position is an improvement

  • Lighter BBQing

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  • That's a weird way of writing IntelliJ

  • Firewall

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  • That's exactly what I did lol. Thankfully my Pi's just in a drawer. If this was a remote host at work I would've already shat myself :P

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Firewall

  • Leave it alone

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  • This week I am to propose two major redesigns to an external API and webpage on my rollercoaster of a project. Let's see this code monkey land a backflip :,)

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    SPAs were a mistake