While we were in the Mojave for a two week long training boondoggle one of the other soldiers took to eating all of his meals in one of the port’o potties.

And then having a nap.

So bout three days into the exercise we’re getting ready to do hands across the desert to find the missing soldier when thankfully someone went out to bang on the shit boxes to make sure he wasn’t in one. Which he was… Having a nap.

Two days later he was med evaced, he had come down with dysentery.

The 1st sausage was fuming. Ranting about piss bottles in his humvee and one of his soldiers getting a napoleonic disease.