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minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70arrow-down2·9 days agoi want to be put into dog mode— but not… the loud agressive loudly barking “woof!!! woof!!! >:(” kind of dog, bzt more like the “arfarf :D” kind of ouppygirl type thing- where its more vibes and less “oh no im scared u will bite into my leg if i run too quickly making u think im a threat”…
minus-squareordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·9 days agoYou need Jesus to put you on a leash and help fulfill your desire
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agodunno if i would trust jesus with that… hes a stranger to me.
minus-squarealiceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agoGood girl! Stranger=danger
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoNgl, I literaly cannot comprehend this person.
minus-squareAzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-28 days agoNever thought of you in an[y] other dog mode 💖
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoive just made soooo many bad experiences with dogs… and also they r so large and scary and loud and fast and heavy and… scary living breathing things people keep as pets… sigh— i run for my bus a lot, u see?
minus-squareLucy [she/faer]@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 days agoI’d totally be the “bites into your leg” kind of dog 😇
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 days agoyou’d be they type of dog that would lick burglars instead of biting them?
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days ago(i had to look up what a burglar is) ithink I would just look at them and see what they get for themselves <3 i would lick u tho
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoi would lick you back :p
minus-squaremaria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoaaaaa why do u always show up when i say stuffs like this and steal the show? >o<
minus-squareSidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoEver tried the underground scene? ever sub-woofed?
i want to be put into dog mode—
but not… the loud agressive loudly barking “woof!!! woof!!! >:(” kind of dog, bzt more like the “arfarf :D” kind of ouppygirl type thing-
where its more vibes and less “oh no im scared u will bite into my leg if i run too quickly making u think im a threat”…
You need Jesus
to put you on a leash and help fulfill your desire
dunno if i would trust jesus with that… hes a stranger to me.
Good girl! Stranger=danger
Ngl, I literaly cannot comprehend this person.
Never thought of you in an[y] other dog mode 💖
ive just made soooo many bad experiences with dogs… and also they r so large and scary and loud and fast and heavy and… scary living breathing things people keep as pets…
sigh— i run for my bus a lot, u see?
I’d totally be the “bites into your leg” kind of dog 😇
you’d be they type of dog that would lick burglars instead of biting them?
(i had to look up what a burglar is)
ithink I would just look at them and see what they get for themselves <3
i would lick u thoi would lick you back :p
Woof woof woof c:
aaaaa why do u always show up when i say stuffs like this and steal the show? >o<
I just like woofing c:
Ever tried the underground scene?
ever sub-woofed?