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minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 个月前Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
minus-squareCompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 个月前One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 个月前You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 个月前Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 个月前Third. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 个月前Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’. Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 个月前In that case you still come after daddy’s money, but you’re daddy.
Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
Third. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’.
Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
In that case you still come after daddy’s money, but you’re daddy.