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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Is the Universe jorking it? Scientists SHOCKED by results

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Is the Universe jorking it? Scientists SHOCKED by results

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • TrustedFeline [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    badposting is escaping contaiment blob-stop

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Marge and Homer arguing in front of silo of pig shit. Homer: It's not leaking. It's overflowing.

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What’s the integral of jerking it?

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      Accelerating it.

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The universe is actually a balloon and someone is inflating it manually by breathing into it, thus the jerking expansion.

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    I fucking knew this would be the video

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Universal expansion is basically jelqing it, yeah.

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    It’s just chasing that Big Bang high.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Not only does God play pocket-pool with the Universe, sometimes he tosses off where it can be seen”

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    The universe is jorkon da peantis so I can too

  • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

    • yewtu.be
    • inv.nadeko.net
    • yt.artemislena.eu
    • piped.video

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