• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      I bet you eleven Internet points he’s invading Iran hoping to find some ancient magical artifact to make himself immortal.

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      3 days ago

      Back in 2019 I was certain that putin only had a couple years left in him. He started stuttering, mixing up words, could barely walk by himself, always looked disoriented etc. And yet a pandemic, war and 7 years later he’s still fucking alive and relatively well.

      If you have an unlimited budget, you can now extend your life by decades. Honestly trump may actually make it to 100 or something.