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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 天前

The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)

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The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)

www.esquire.com

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 天前
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Didn’t the Bible tell us to beware false prophets?
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    If Jesus came back today maga would re-crucify him for being to woke.

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      And brown

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      He might already be here… And in an ICE holding cell

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        Jesus? Go back to mexico, that carpenter job is for Americans only!

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      Some brown guy talking about loving your neighbour and caring for the less fortunate? It’s downright unamerican!

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      That’s why I don’t believe Jesus will come back, he must be afraid of to be crucified again.

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