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minus-squareWagnasT@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoIf you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say “nice watch” as you maintain eye contact.
minus-squarehumanamerican@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoWho wears a watch on their penis?
minus-squareWagnasT@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoOh, well you can also say “nice ring”
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAnd then yell something manly so they know you’re not a gay
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI prefer “that’s a particularly lovely circumcision scar” or “what a beautiful foreskin!”
If you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say “nice watch” as you maintain eye contact.
Who wears a watch on their penis?
Oh, well you can also say “nice ring”
Nice cock ring bro.
And then yell something manly so they know you’re not a gay
And a little sombrero why
I prefer “that’s a particularly lovely circumcision scar” or “what a beautiful foreskin!”