Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square125linkfedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down142file-text
arrow-up1144arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square125linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·1 month agoPooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 month agoCtrl-F “waffle stomp” Ah, there it is…
minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal. Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoYou don’t have a shower scoop?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoWe’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThey come in a pack with a poop knife.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoyou can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
minus-squareMunkisquisher@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThat’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoMy issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state