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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

If I had a time machine I'd use it to go back in time and sell bogus "potions" to ancient and medieval suckers who think magic is real

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If I had a time machine I'd use it to go back in time and sell bogus "potions" to ancient and medieval suckers who think magic is real

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

I’ll just bring some fireworks and LED toys and everyone will think I’m a great sorceress. That’s when I sell 'em kool-aid in fancy bottles and take all the gold shillings they have. MUAHAHAHAHA

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I would just take a bunch of guns with me and take over the world before anyone could stop me

Also, grow some dank-ass cave weed
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  What you really need is a blue Corvette
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    I have a white one, does that count?
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      Does it shoot out the doors?

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