it’s like a all you can eat skin buffet. i’m over here with the first sunburn of my life (thanks Mexico 
) peeling off 2 inch pieces of skin from my chest and just shoving them into my mouth like some malnourished child. when the peeling skin runs out idk what i’m gonna do
i know that if someone saw me doing it they’d probably try to commit me but in my mind it is the same thing as eating boogers but better because you can kinda chew the rolled up skin a bit and it also kinda dissolves on your tongue. i know this sounds unhinged but it is so good to my brain
Picking and eating calloused skin off my hands gives me the exact same satisfaction. When i was a kid i wouldnt bite my nails id just straight eat the skin off my fingers. My nails as a result are flawless