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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
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In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
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    Tough shit, Sloppysoft.

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      Sloppysoft or Microslop?

      Debating which word to add to my lexicon this year.

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        I’d be down with both, but my heart is with Microslop. Keeping the first six letters the same really gears the listener up to hear “microsoft” before pulling the rug out from under 'em

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          Yes, Microslop is the clear choice here. If you say “sloppysoft” no one will have any idea what you’re talking about.

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            Is it weird that the word Sloppysoft gives me the tingles down there?

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        I feel like Sloppysoft is most accurate because Microslop implies they are only making a little and not shifting to entirely slop.

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          Just remember that that the Micro is Microcomputer in Microcomputer Software, and then it’s okay

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          But there’s also a different betwen being sloppy and creating slop.

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        Microslop

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          This is the answer. It rhymes. That will stick much better.

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        Sloppysoft sounds like a euphemism. Ima go with microslop…shit that also sounds like a euphemism!

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        Either way it sounds like the worst penis.

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          That’s why it makes the Microsoft CEO feel so targeted.

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        Sloppyslop…?

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        MacroSlop

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      Slopya Nadella

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      “Sloppy-Soft” was my nickname in college!

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