My son drew his younger brother the other day. Now, I’m not saying it’s a shitty scribble, but it’s no Vermeer. I’ll take this over any AI slop or those garbage NFTs because this little drawing will always be more valuable to me.

It’s a pretty awesome feeling to see my kids rock my old clothes and look totally cool in them.

This is me around dudes who always make fun of their wives. These kind of people also seem to think it’s lame when a man’s best friend is his wife.

Yeah this isn’t leopardsatemyface. It’s not a Trump supporter getting fucked over to our amusement. Like you said, there are people who consistently vote against him that get dragged into the mess and we shouldn’t be so unsympathetic about that.

Such a breathtaking comment.

How do people do tricks on a hibachi? Do they mean teppanyaki?

They can also pin the blame on Canadians by saying something like, “not enough Canadians are coming and buying property, those big bad meanies!”

TacoButtPlug wasn’t the one spewing truth btw.

Now this is pod racing!

Oh phew, thanks!

Why don’t we just kill him instead though?

So Canada, Mexico, and US competed as North America back then?

I’m not even a dog person and this made me tear up. They’re really that loyal eh?

Wait, it’s not American now, is it?

The sign-off has a “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER” energy.

My goal in life, then, is to make a meme that is worthy of being saved in your folder.

Why do people even keep folders of memes? Are they archiving for future generations?

One time we were home and everything was fine so I asked him why he treated total strangers better than he treats me.

This is so weird to read. If he was mistreating you, how was everything fine? Or if everything was fine, why suddenly bring that up? I’d be pretty annoyed—not throwing shit to these annoyed, mind you—if my wife was suddenly like, “uhh hey so why do you suck?”

Obviously, his reaction is way out of line and I’m glad he’s not a part of your life.

Yeah, if you don’t depend on it for your livelihood, I don’t see why anyone should go through all these hoops just to install Adobe’s malware. All those apps you mentioned earlier, I find, are perfectly fine for hobbyists.

Oooh and also completely unrelated, but I wonder how that hydraulic press channel is doing nowadays. I haven’t watched in years.