At the time, wrestling and fight matches were very popular in the Roman Empire, so if they were watching anything it was WCW.

Kinda reframes the whole vibe of that moment.

“I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BRUTAL TAKE DOWN!”

Jesus: “This bread is my body.”

Simon: “The fuck, dude are you even watching?”

“AND HERE COMES HERMES WITH A LARGE VASE!”