canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months agoBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.message-squaremessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down14
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareBrushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square33linkfedilink
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·8 months agoalso got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoI bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoLast time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoTwo of your own toes or owl toes?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoJust some random toes I had laying around.
minus-squaredethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoEconomical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.
also got to look pretty for the colonoscopy appointments
I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.
You’re like the giving tree!
Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!
Two of your own toes or owl toes?
Just some random toes I had laying around.
Economical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.