ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agoNation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootingsnewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1674arrow-down17
arrow-up1667arrow-down1external-linkNation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootingsnewsthump.comZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-215 days agoSince politicians seem to care more about this fully survivable condition than the #1 cause of death for children and teenagers, maybe someone should invent a bullet that gives kids autism. They’ll finally implement some gun control then.
minus-squareRailcar8095@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 days agoEasy. Lace them with ibuprofen.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 days agoPatsy’s Magic Autistic Bullet
Since politicians seem to care more about this fully survivable condition than the #1 cause of death for children and teenagers, maybe someone should invent a bullet that gives kids autism. They’ll finally implement some gun control then.
Easy. Lace them with ibuprofen.
Patsy’s
MagicAutistic Bullet