It activates the same chemicals in your brain as cocaine! 
Well, yeah, there are only three[1] a few neurotransmitters. That’s not saying much.
You know what else activates those chemicals? Practically everything. When scientists breed “knockout” mice without dopamine, the mice just stand there until they die of thirst, because there is no reward for… living.
It contains more germs than a toilet seat! 
Germs like moist surfaces. We don’t want germs on our toilets, which is why we make them out of porcelain, which is hard, dry, non-porous, and easy to clean.
If it had more germs than your colon, then I would be concerned.
@Neuromancer49@midwest.social corrected me ↩︎
“This organism hasn’t evolved in millions of years!” has the added bonus of giving (bad) arguments to creationists.
There are millenia in which decades of selection pressure is exerted on a species, and there are decades in which millenia of selection pressure is exerted.
The immortal science of Marxism-Leninism-
Lysenkoism-DarwinismDon’t make me go on a Lysenko rant
Darwin thought that each part of the body generated tiny particles that carried information on heritability to the sex organs
Darwin predicted DNA?
No comrade, Lamarck predicted epigenetics! /s
In reality they were all wrong to a significant degree and also usually contributed significantly to some aspect of what is taken for granted as the ‘correct’ scientific knowledge
For example, it’s been known Mendel must have faked his data for almost a hundred years, but that doesn’t make Mendelism wrong (after you strip out the stuff that is wrong)
Does Wikipedia have a license to peddle copium of this purity?
Not exactly, the only thing that he was correct about in that regard was the existence of a material carrier of heritable information. Literally everything else he conjectured about it was wrong like thinking that it would be continuous rather than discrete and so on.
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Don’t get me started on the claims about the Lysenko influence on China’s great famine
You read something simple that says China banned the use of chemical fertiliser following Lysenkoism, then read an article from 1958 that suggests China was pretty keen on fertiliser
maybe the organism 1 million years ago had racing stripe and went faster, you can’t know that 😤
fastest animal on the planet, they’re just modest about it (and too busy being stinky)
They’re stinky because they’re not running to their full potential as you pointed out so they’re constantly running rich. They don’t burn off all the fuel they’re designed to so their exhaust stinks!