The good ol’ “imperfect vessel” bullshit I’m sure. They won’t give two shits if he was literally killing babies himself, running around calling himself Johnny Abortionseed. They believe what they want to believe, it’s why they’re religious in the first place…

Trump just got reelected. America forgot about Trump’s first term…

It’s absolute insanity…

“Oh Tapper, you think you get Those Of Faith™ with your gotcha questions… Let me show you how a Man Of Faith™©® does it. Here, take your pick of a representative.”

“Ummm ok, Saint Peter I choose you!”

“Ok and now for my response: This person is an abomination to God, a heathen, and a person without the slightest moral guidance! They are not fit to hold office!! Ok, now I choose my representative. Beezelbub I choose you!”

“Err… a literal demon?”

“Sure sure, now my rebuttal to your criticism: You see little Tapper, sometimes God chooses imperfect vessels to act through. We cannot question God’s plan and it is not for us to judge. Do you see how that works little Tapper? It’s called I Always Win™.”

They all use extreme and misleading hyperbole and clickbait in their titles and thumbnails that have a strained-at-best relationship with objective facts and the subject at hand. Saying that Jack Smith is winding down his cases against Trump is not “BIG news on FEDERAL PROSECUTION of TRUMP before inauguration!!!”, for example. BTC is particularly noteworthy for this.

This is literally why I’ve come to call them mierdas touch and have specifically never clicked on a video of theirs. The trend of all these asshats to do this with EVERY story is just infuriating, pakman and all.

I scroll through YouTube and it’s just “Trump WRECKED by new BOMBSHELL!” “New polling DESTROYED Trump!” “Trump FEARS this koala!” “The left DOMINATED a sandwich” I never click on anything like that and the shit they say is never true to the emotion they put behind the title. No that poll didn’t WRECK anyone. No Jack Smith didn’t DESTROY anyone. No the left didn’t DOMINATE that sandwich…

…the koala though. Everyone should fear the koala…

It’s not exactly “us.” We don’t determine whether Kamala runs with an asinine message like “we’re going to hire Republicans” or “I wouldn’t do anything different than Biden.”

That’s her stupidity and I think why so many people sat out the election. As the articles are pointing out, the people that sat out the election were in “safe” states, so they were completely uninspired to vote but knew not voting wouldn’t have affected the outcome (except locally which is still stupid.)

Yuppp but this time we’re going into it with the ostrich administration. They’ll put their heads in the sand and gaslight the population saying it’s all a conspiracy to make them look bad and it’s not real.

Or “even worse” they’ll say “for the sake of the economy we need sacrifices. If you die you died for your country but no, as RFK Jr has decided, you may not have a vaccine.”

Hey a new thing for Christians and Catholics to argue about!

“Oh yeah, well ACAB!”

“NO! Fuck you, ACAB!”

“yeah, yeah we all know ACAB means you!”

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Fucking seriously… One asshole even said if Bernie won he’d be put against the wall like having a fucking firing squad aimed at him…

Anything to keep their millions and millions from decreasing slightly… Even fascism apparently.

“We were really excited for all your money when Trump won! Wahhhh!”

And will anyone sue Fox other than some private business?

Nope. Democrats will just sit back and let Fox, Newsmax, OANN and the like all go and call them communist scum that want to kill babies and destroy everything.

It’s so aggravating.

Touching NASA very well might be the thing that finally pushes me to actual violence.

Scientific endeavors, but specifically research and exploration of space are pretty much the only things in life I really have a passion for.

Drain the swamp!

… From the citizenry directly into the federal government!

He will be appointed “president” when king Trump will be on his deathbed, possibly 40 years from now, because the absolute worst of us never seem to die.

Acting as if she hasn’t already! There’s a reason that dude went after her husband with a hammer and not her. He knew better than to mess with a lich.

You register with a party, but if you vote in person they just verify your name against the registration, you don’t sign your ballot.

If you mail in your ballot, you signed the outer envelope, not the ballot, so after verification of the signature hypothetically they discard the envelope and just run the ballot.

In any case I don’t think there is any record kept of who votes for what candidate.

co-lead

The department of government efficiency

This joke writes itself…

“government should do more to solve problems”

Republicans: No.

Wtf is government for?

“The criminal justice system isn’t tough enough on criminals”

Republicans: YES

…oh

That is exactly my take so far. “At least it’s not Rick Scott.” That piece of shit I know and have heard about for decades. Thune I do not know.

Here’s to hoping he isn’t some Dr.Evil volcano hiding-ass monster villain. He is replacing McTurtle so he can’t be that great :/