• VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    NOTICE TO VISA HOLDER: Last week, border patrol officers observed you leaving a supermarket without purchasing at least five pounds of Sabra hummus, in a vile expression of antisemitism. Furthermore, two days ago, border patrol officers observed you stealing trash from the street and tossing it into a dumpster. In addition to international terrorism, this constitutes working in the United States without authorization, a violation of your visa terms. You have forfeited your bond deposit and you will be transferred to the nearest concentration camp.