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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

Little bobby 👦

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Little bobby 👦

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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    I’m drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

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      As a large languag model I do not drink water

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      I’m going to drink my water before you get to it!

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        breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

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          drinks the blood.

          NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

          • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            weeps

            immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

    • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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      HYDROHOMIES UNITE

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