Because to them it’s all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian “worships Satan”

If there is no vacancy then the hotel has infinite full rooms and no empty ones.

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If I had the money I’d buy it and replace every post with goatse.

EDIT: wtf the insane asylum is loose. Halp

But I said the phrase “scientists don’t know everything” so now you have to listen to my bullshit.

But then I can’t piss outside the bowl!

Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

It’s called manifest destiny and it’s part of the propaganda machine that’s been worked on us since before all of us were born.

Similar to “if the government can’t cash your check, we’re all fucked”

It was always a hypothesis that filled in a math equation but has no proof.

Nah, climate change will either finish us or make us beg for death.

I used mine and the fucker came back!

If it’s like captcha, the same thing as when you answer right… Start all over.

I’m so glad I buried every relationship I ever had with a live service game.

They all turn to shit. All of them.

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I was considering a new email. Bullet dodged!

Same, I’ve pretty much given up on Bloodlines 2.

My phone lets me label timers. Get an app that can do that.

They absolutely hate anyone who is better than them at anything. They hate programmers. They hate artists. They hate their secretary that knows more about them than they do.

Getting rid of everyone would soothe their egos.

She wants you to be her bitch. If she could she’d make you take a shit for her.

Old people aren’t stupid. Somehow they got that old. “Can’t” nah, “won’t”.