I Cast Fist@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThe worst part of getting old is that you get less and less "first experiences" and are always comparing current with previous onesmessage-squaremessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1165arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of getting old is that you get less and less "first experiences" and are always comparing current with previous onesI Cast Fist@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square41linkfedilinkfile-text
Double edged sword, since it’s good that we can actually remember said experiences and maybe pass the wisdom down.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-25 days agoBut if you live long enough it’s all new again! Some good lines from Andy Huggins, 74-year old standup comic: “Went to the doctor to see if I had arthritis. Turns out I have early onset rigor mortis.” “The great thing about dating women my age is I don’t have to meet their parents.” “Anybody ever drop their phone in the toilet? I did that, so I put it in a bag of rice. Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet?”
But if you live long enough it’s all new again! Some good lines from Andy Huggins, 74-year old standup comic:
“Went to the doctor to see if I had arthritis. Turns out I have early onset rigor mortis.”
“The great thing about dating women my age is I don’t have to meet their parents.”
“Anybody ever drop their phone in the toilet? I did that, so I put it in a bag of rice.
Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet?”