Double edged sword, since it’s good that we can actually remember said experiences and maybe pass the wisdom down.

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    3 days ago

    But if you live long enough it’s all new again! Some good lines from Andy Huggins, 74-year old standup comic:

    “Went to the doctor to see if I had arthritis. Turns out I have early onset rigor mortis.”

    “The great thing about dating women my age is I don’t have to meet their parents.”

    “Anybody ever drop their phone in the toilet? I did that, so I put it in a bag of rice.
    Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet?”