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$5 billion well spent lmao
They placed 84th out of 103 overall, and the highest ranking US cops were the San Antonio PD at 28th (China’s teams placed 1st, 3rd, and 11th).
Also goddamn that website is fucking awful. How can you make the UX of viewing a table so miserable? A pure HTML table would be 1000x more usable than this JS monstrosity which provides zero additional features beyond the privilege of waiting 5 seconds for the page to load and then having to click every time you want to see the next or previous 10 items.
edit: I just grabbed the JSON and made it a Markdown table because fuck that. It even includes the countries which for some reason is in the JSON but not displayed in the table.
results table
Rank Country Team Original Time Penalty Time Total Time Total Points 1 CHINA CHINA POLICE TEAM B 00:11:12.12 00:00:00.00 00:11:12.12 480 2 KAZAKHSTAN SUNKAR 00:11:41.71 00:00:00.00 00:11:41.71 470 3 CHINA china police team c 00:11:40.92 00:00:30.00 00:12:10.92 457 4 KAZAKHSTAN arystan team 00:11:49.84 00:01:00.00 00:12:49.84 430 5 THAILAND Royal Thai Police B 00:13:10.49 00:00:00.00 00:13:10.49 424 6 THAILAND Royal Thai Police A 00:12:56.38 00:00:30.00 00:13:26.38 416 7 KAZAKHSTAN SARDAR A 00:11:55.43 00:02:10.00 00:14:05.43 413 8 KAZAKHSTAN National Guard Of Kazakhstan 00:13:11.11 00:00:30.00 00:13:41.11 410 9 KAZAKHSTAN SSN AKTAU 00:12:59.56 00:01:00.00 00:13:59.56 408 10 RWANDA RWANDA NATIONAL POLICE SWAT TEAM 1 00:12:57.51 00:00:30.00 00:13:27.51 407 11 CHINA CHINA POLICE TEAM A 00:13:02.53 00:01:30.00 00:14:32.53 382 12 KAZAKHSTAN ARLAN 00:13:53.91 00:01:30.00 00:15:23.91 377 13 KYRGYZSTAN SSN A 00:13:06.57 00:00:50.00 00:13:56.57 368 14 HUNGARY TEK 00:15:10.99 00:00:10.00 00:15:20.99 361 15 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Dubai Police A 00:13:21.87 00:01:00.00 00:15:51.87 360 16 KAZAKHSTAN Berkut B 00:15:11.32 00:00:40.00 00:15:51.32 359 17 RUSSIA SOBR 00:13:07.55 00:01:30.00 00:14:37.55 358 18 RWANDA RWANDA NATIONAL POLICE SWAT TEAM 2 00:13:36.73 00:02:00.00 00:15:36.73 357 19 BELARUS SPECIAL ANTI-TERRORISM UNIT ALMAZ 00:13:00.51 00:02:40.00 00:15:40.51 355 20 SERBIA Military Police Detachment for Special Purposes Kobre 00:14:54.88 00:00:10.00 00:15:04.88 354 21 KAZAKHSTAN SARDAR B 00:07:46.15 00:01:00.00 00:08:46.15 348 22 KAZAKHSTAN KAZ SOF JAUBASAR 00:13:58.27 00:01:40.00 00:15:38.27 348 23 KYRGYZSTAN Special Force KALKAN - 2 00:13:56.66 00:01:30.09 00:15:26.75 340 24 KAZAKHSTAN Berkut A 00:12:52.30 00:03:40.00 00:16:32.30 340 25 PHILIPPINES PHILIPPINE NATIONAL POLICE SPECIAL ACTION FORCE 00:14:46.26 00:01:00.00 00:15:46.26 334 26 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Dubai Police B 00:13:50.13 00:02:00.00 00:15:50.13 330 27 JORDAN P.S.O POLICE SPECIAL OPERATION 00:16:10.69 00:00:30.00 00:16:40.69 328 28 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA San Antonio PD 00:15:46.13 00:00:30.00 00:16:16.13 327 29 RUSSIA Griden Team 1 00:14:17.77 00:01:30.00 00:15:47.77 322 30 KYRGYZSTAN Special Force KALKAN - 1 00:13:12.16 00:04:10.00 00:17:22.16 315 31 SERBIA SAJ Team Ministry of the Interior of the Republic of Serbia 00:14:15.40 00:02:20.00 00:16:35.40 314 32 INDONESIA BRIMOB A 00:16:05.60 00:00:30.00 00:16:35.60 305 33 BELARUS BELARUSSOBR 00:15:36.71 00:01:30.00 00:17:06.71 305 34 RUSSIA Malakhit 00:15:51.20 00:02:10.00 00:18:01.20 299 35 SERBIA Gendarmerie Team Ministry of the Interior of the Republic of Serbia 00:15:14.39 00:02:10.00 00:17:24.39 296 36 RUSSIA Griden Team 2 00:15:37.72 00:02:40.00 00:18:17.72 289 37 MEXICO Assault Team Mexico 00:15:22.81 00:01:20.00 00:16:42.81 288 38 KAZAKHSTAN SSN ASTANA 00:16:08.46 00:01:40.00 00:17:48.46 284 39 BAHRAIN Bahrain Defence Force Team A 00:15:30.15 00:01:10.00 00:16:40.15 283 40 MONTENEGRO Special Police Unit 00:16:41.85 00:03:00.00 00:19:41.85 282 41 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES UAE National Guard 00:15:39.69 00:01:10.00 00:16:49.69 281 42 SAUDI ARABIA Saudi Internal Security Forces Sports Federation 00:10:46.82 00:00:00.00 00:10:46.82 267 43 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES ABU DHABI POLICE A 00:15:37.09 00:02:00.00 00:17:37.09 263 44 INDONESIA BRIMOB B 00:16:34.40 00:02:00.00 00:18:34.40 262 45 OMAN OMAN TEAM 2 00:17:03.84 00:02:30.00 00:19:33.84 259 46 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES sharjah swat team- A 00:15:52.53 00:02:30.00 00:18:22.53 257 47 KYRGYZSTAN SPECIAL FORCES UNIT BORU 00:15:12.27 00:03:20.00 00:18:32.27 255 48 THAILAND Royal Thai Police C 00:18:07.29 00:00:30.00 00:18:37.29 253 49 BULGARIA SOBT 00:14:42.35 00:03:40.00 00:18:22.35 251 50 OMAN OMAN TEAM 1 00:16:03.53 00:04:00.00 00:20:03.53 246 51 BELARUS OMON - MINSK CITY SPECIAL POLICE SQUAD 00:16:13.14 00:03:30.00 00:19:43.14 245 52 SOUTH AFRICA Special Task Force 00:17:34.89 00:01:50.00 00:19:24.89 242 53 Republic of Turkey Polis Ozel Harekat Team ATA 00:14:11.43 00:07:10.00 00:21:21.43 242 54 UZBEKISTAN Uzbekistan Police 00:16:15.10 00:05:20.00 00:21:35.10 230 55 BAHRAIN Bahrain Defence Force Team B 00:19:40.05 00:04:40.00 00:24:20.05 228 56 MOLDOVA SPPS Moldova 00:10:13.73 00:13:16.38 00:23:30.11 226 57 MONGOLIA The State Special Protection Agency 00:16:40.69 00:03:00.00 00:19:40.69 223 58 BOSNIA AND HERZEG SAJ RS 00:11:13.59 00:01:40.00 00:12:53.59 217 59 KYRGYZSTAN Special operation force Scorpion 00:15:20.77 00:04:50.00 00:20:10.77 206 60 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES DUBAI POLICE ACADEMY C 00:17:25.22 00:03:00.00 00:20:25.22 206 61 KUWAIT KUWAIT NATIONAL GUARD S.O.B 67 00:19:25.80 00:03:00.00 00:22:25.80 206 62 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Dubai Police C 00:20:31.96 00:02:30.00 00:23:01.96 204 63 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Special Security Forces 1 00:21:07.53 00:04:40.00 00:25:47.53 199 64 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Dubai Police Academy B 00:19:17.18 00:01:30.00 00:20:47.18 198 65 Republic of Turkey Polis Ozel Harekat Team Bozkurt 00:14:17.93 00:08:00.00 00:22:17.93 191 66 VIETNAM Viet Nam Special Police Force 00:18:07.86 00:08:00.00 00:26:07.86 185 67 BRAZIL COT 00:10:14.86 00:03:30.00 00:13:44.86 182 68 SAUDI ARABIA Tuwaiq Team 00:12:00.87 00:03:40.00 00:15:40.87 180 69 KENYA Executive Protection Unit Kenya- Ministry of Interior 00:19:34.62 00:02:30.00 00:22:04.62 178 70 ECUADOR GIR POLICIA NACIONAL 00:11:15.66 00:03:20.00 00:14:35.66 170 71 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES RAK POLICE 00:22:27.34 00:02:00.00 00:24:27.34 169 72 ALBANIA Albania State Police Special Forces Unit RENEA 00:19:26.80 00:05:40.00 00:25:06.80 166 73 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES sharjah swat team-B 00:15:22.50 00:00:10.00 00:15:32.50 157 74 KENYA RRT KENYA POLICE 00:18:00.29 00:09:00.00 00:27:00.29 154 75 JORDAN King Abdullah the 2nd Special Forces Command Team (Warrior Team) 00:20:18.04 00:06:40.00 00:26:58.04 144 76 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Dubai Police Academy A 00:21:55.60 00:08:00.00 00:29:55.60 144 77 KAZAKHSTAN TOMIRIS 00:24:08.80 00:03:20.00 00:27:28.80 141 78 ECUADOR GRUPO DE OPERACIONES ESPECIALES GOE 00:18:55.57 00:07:50.00 00:26:45.57 137 79 ARGENTINA Gendarmeria Nacional ALACRAN 00:12:22.41 00:08:30.00 00:20:52.41 132 80 PAKISTAN Special security unit SWAT POLICE 00:18:12.47 00:09:30.00 00:27:42.47 129 81 PANAMA Servicio Nacional de Fronteras 00:19:38.86 00:18:50.00 00:38:28.86 129 82 COLOMBIA POLICIA NACIONAL DE COLOMBIA COMAND0S JUNGLA 00:13:01.15 00:06:30.00 00:19:31.15 128 83 ARMENIA Alfa Force 00:19:00.63 00:16:00.00 00:35:00.63 125 84 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NYPD EMERGENCY SERVICE UNIT 00:13:42.82 00:03:50.00 00:17:32.82 120 85 COLOMBIA TEAM GRATE 00:13:26.14 00:05:00.00 00:18:26.14 120 86 SOUTH KOREA Korea National Police SOU 00:11:50.34 00:05:30.00 00:17:20.34 114 87 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Police College - Ministry of Interior A 00:15:22.13 00:04:10.00 00:19:32.13 107 88 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Fujairah police 00:15:13.69 00:08:50.00 00:24:03.69 107 89 COLOMBIA TEAM GOER 00:21:35.74 00:11:00.00 00:32:35.74 104 90 BRUNEI PASUKAN GERAK KHAS 1 00:15:14.72 00:09:40.00 00:24:54.72 98 91 BAHAMAS royal bahamas police force s.w.a.t team 00:08:45.75 00:12:10.00 00:20:55.75 86 92 BRAZIL GRT Sao Paulo 00:17:05.56 00:13:30.00 00:30:35.56 61 93 PAKISTAN PUNJAB POLICE PAKISTAN 00:17:11.86 00:11:10.00 00:28:21.86 55 94 BRAZIL BOPE PMPA 00:17:35.53 00:13:50.00 00:31:25.53 48 95 UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Police College - Ministry of Interior B 00:10:01.52 00:09:10.00 00:19:11.52 44 96 BRUNEI PASUKAN GERAK KHAS 2 00:17:03.34 00:14:20.00 00:31:23.34 42 97 NORTHERN IRELAND Headquarters Mobile Support Unit 00:16:28.25 00:17:00.00 00:33:28.25 38 98 BRAZIL GRT Sao Paulo Feminine 00:27:03.42 00:13:30.00 00:40:33.42 37 99 GUYANA Guyana Police Force SWAT Unit 00:16:06.06 00:25:40.00 00:41:46.06 30 100 PERU POLICIA NACIONAL DEL PERU 00:15:53.36 00:21:40.00 00:37:33.36 29 101 ETHIOPIA EFP SWAT Team 00:28:23.42 00:30:20.00 00:58:43.42 22 102 NEPAL Nepal Police STF 00:15:35.83 00:35:00.00 00:50:35.83 15 103 TAJIKSTAN special purpose police team 00:17:23.63 00:39:50.00 00:57:13.63 14 edit: Conveniently, other than Day 5, the order they participate in the events always has China Team B (who placed 1st overall) right next to the NYPD, so you’ll only have to skip forward like a minute to see the other team. If you wanna see the contrast across all the events, here’s the links:
Day 1 - Assault Event (start at 3:49:57, order is NYPD -> China Team B–also has the extra detail that apparently Trump signed an executive order to allow them to go???)
Day 2 - Tactical (start at 3:50:19, order is China Team B -> NYPD–this is the event from in the OP)
Day 3 - Officer Rescue (start at 8:47:44, order is China Team B -> NYPD)
Day 4 - Tower Assault (start at 19:35, order is NYPD -> China Team B)
Day 5 - Obstacle Course: NYPD (2:42:22, video is a bit glitched out so missing first 30 seconds), China Team B (starts at 11:36:14)Jesus Christ Kazakhstan!
remind me to never fuck around in Kazakhstan
does anyone happen to know why Kazakhstan is so strong at this and the like? Prob tangential, but I’m reminded of how Kazakhstan consistently produces Olympic medallists in combat sports like boxing and wrestling.
the difference in fitness on display between the NYPD and Team B in the obstacle course is staggering. NYPD just waddling about as if they were elementary schoolers on a playground (and then DNFed less than a quarter into the overall track lmao) while watching Team B’s performance made my core hurt.
also the Emirati commentator went hard for Team B’s run lol
That chinese team dummy pick up is insane. It makes the dummy look weightless
EDIT: Knock on wood and all but imagine you’re wounded in an emergency situation in china and the next thing you know you’re on two dudes shoulders, 10m away from were you were a second ago while they sonic the hedgehog your ass out of there
I was confused, was the dummy meant to be an incapacitated victim? Because carrying it over the shoulder with no head support could exacerbate any spinal injuries. I get that this is all show, but I’d hope to goodness in a real situation there’d be more care paid to the victim.
I mean it’s the UAE Swat Challenge so I assume whatever scenarios they cook up appeals mostly to SWAT perverts. They’re all gasmasking up before entering, I guess the assumption is nerve gas attack or some bullshit where becoming a paraplegic because the chinese cops yeeted you out of the dangerzone so hard your spinal cord fell out still beats death by asphyxiation.
EDIT: Okay they called it a hostage rescue in the serbia attempt so I guess the assumption is this whole thing operates on counter strike logic except you’re not limited to the follow command and everybody is metagaming it
Yeah definitely. I’m sure they explained the scenario/challenge before, and this clip doesn’t rehash it. Also the directive of life > limb probably holds for emergencies as you’ve described. Thanks :)
Yeah definitely. I’m sure they explained the scenario/challenge before
I don’t think they did lmao. The website has 0 information around that and even the VOD somebody else posted here has no info on it in the first 10 minutes, at which the announcer says “I will of course repeat what is necessary to do in the course over the different attempts” or some such. Maybe they reveal the scenario at hour 7.
I don’t think any of it makes sense as a “real world” challenge unless you approach this with SWAT team member cop brain. I’m not gonna claim a police sniper rushing up 4 flights of stairs to hit an impressive shot right after, out of breath, isn’t tense or exciting or whatever, but it is SWAT Team Member Daydream. For an actual police force, at the point where that is necessary to happen you fucked up. Either on the strategical level for the situation or like layers and layers above on a like “this is a government entity with a mission statement”-level.
This challenge and the entire competition tells you nothing about policework other than how the competing teams would fare if they were thrown into action movie situations. It’s impressive displays of skill and athleticism - I mean I don’t think I run half that fast as the chinese dummy cops without sharing a bodyweight dummy with somebody - but at it’s core it’s police porn, not police work.
the burger cop sniper taking so long and fumbling the magazine was very funny though
Absolutely on account of the NYPD is like the 8th biggest military in the world and the best they can send for the SWAT team challenge they voluntarily signed up for to compete in is a team of bozos that gets bodied by half the worlds, going by US premises here, failed state impoverished shitholes teams.
Agreed, there should be investigation and paperwork sections of the test
I don’t think this is really a consideration for SWAT teams in kinetic operations but like mission planning and shit is. Just recreate the original Rainbow 6 Videogame IRL and you’d get a lot closer to that
Hahahahaha
Congress will now pass a ban on posting cop competition videos with a $1m penalty
One of the upsides of American police being lionized and given way too much funding and not held to account when they fail is that a lot of their “fighting” prowess is just nonexistent when they don’t have six of their friends in riot gear to also beat the shit out of you
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