Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor’s kink.
lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly
I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.
How far did you take it, you two married yet?
We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.
Fucking weakling
Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?
The booty shorts for running are the best
I think you mean Ranger panties
YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service
In the Marine Corps we called them “silkies” they were banned when I was in for being to revealing though lol
they banned silkies?! wtaf! probably some Jag officers idea. those guys are posers
My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏
Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:
See, look, uh, I-I know I’m homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don’t bother me at all. It’s straight guys who don’t know they’re gay… they fuck my shit right up
Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, “A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?” And I’m like, “No.”
So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?
Oh these pushups 😅
The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…
Why? Wouldn’t you gain a third limb to push up with?
Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?
Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.
tbf, “fuck” is a matter of perspective.
Clearly he’s got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.
Oh boy … HumancentiPad … the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement
Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.
