She’s in your head

A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

I’m fairly sure she already bragged once about front-of-the-mouthing Cheetos mushroom cock on twitter, although that could just be the delirium of hearing about these fucks every day for ten years.

He has concepts of a two weeks

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They think Jebus is gonna do something eventually so they can’t be bothered to try now.

And only $46 million down the drain

I hope the ultra wealthy live shitty in their underground bunkers for a few years longer than the rest of us on the surface.

I work hard to buy my cats nice things.

(and some good catnip for them too)

It’s ok, they just say DEI now with a smirk like they’re clever

I’m sitting on the floor of the tub right now, letting the shower water just hit me until the hot runs out. It’s my daily therapy ritual of disassociation and white noise.

More likely both!

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

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Someone’s never left her ivory tower.

Adding fuel to a fire makes it larger? Fuck me this is breaking news

The man is too fat and out of shape to squat like that, his suit would blow out the seam from his diaper squish. No one his age can reach a kneeling position from a stand, he would need 4 SS to help pick him back up or roll like a turtle first. He’s also taller than that car while kneeling, making him as tall as Melanias son. His skin is also far uglier up close than this, the camera really smooths out 80 year old skin and lost 50 pounds.

You know at one point that roller is going to touch his belly button.

They’re so Cilli for being upset

We took our ball and left, everyone else just went to play a different game. Good thing Titler is the best recess schoolyard bully