His needle dick would pop an inflatable couch
His needle dick would pop an inflatable couch
Damn, mouth watering now. Thank you!
Looks good, ingredients?
Any politician want to make an argument against abortion that doesn’t involve “muh faith”? I wish he would explain his plan for the thousands of unwanted children forced to be born that no one wants as a result of his policy choice. I’m sure this guy is totally for free, unlimited birth control also…
TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached
Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we’ve ever had.
Pretty Patties!
If they’re going to be innocent legally within 3 years, they should receive a little punishment they can’t take off.
Must be nice to have your taxes pay for something useful instead of guns and war like us.
My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.
Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.
Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!
Fuck I’m gonna
Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?
I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining
These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.
Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?
What’s the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?