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Cake day: February 17th, 2025

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  • How terrifying would that be though. A housecat bigger than you. These adorable fuckers torture their pray for fun. There’s absolutely fuckall you can do if a 6 foot cat attacks you, assuming they have the same hunting abilities of their regular counterparts. Their reflexes are faster than snakes. They can rehydrate from drinking blood. Get anywhere within armsreach of them, and they’ll shred you faster than Dorothy from HR can shred a stack of employee complaints.



  • Jeg voksede selv op i en velstående familie. Vi var ikke rige, men vi manglede aldrig noget, og var ofte på ferier rundt omkring i verden. For nogle er det selvfølgelig det samme som at være rig, men det er et spørgsmål om perspektiv. Da jeg fandt min (nu) kone var det et gigantisk kulturchok. Tænk at en familie ikke engang havde råd til en årlig rejse til Rom? Ikke nok med det, men des mere jeg var i familien des flere vanvittige ting dukkede der op. De tog kviklån fordi en opsparing ikke var mulig, kviklån var en “nødvendighed” fordi de ikke anede hvordan man ellers skulle komme igennem resten af måneden. Deres hus var så faldefærdigt at de blev syge af bare at bo der. Vanvittigt i mine dengang 17 årige øre at man forfanden ikke bare kunne flytte i noget ordentligt, eller købe den computer man havde lyst til.

    For mig den gang, var fattighed at man var nødt til at nøjes med en telefon fra sidste generation i stedet for den nyeste.

    Jeg tror at de fleste har et ligeså privilegeret liv uden at vide det, fordi de simpelthen bare ikke møder de her mennesker der har så meget mindre end de selv har. Folk der ikke har noget, er sjældent dem der kommer i gymnasiet. Det er ikke dem du får som venner på universitetet, og det er ikke dem man møder på sin arbejdsplads.


  • I held someone up for about 10 seconds the other day while getting out of a parking spot. I couldn’t see him for all the other cars until I was about 1m out of the spot. I was reversing carefully so people could react to me coming out, and so I could spot someone if they didn’t. This dude comes speeding up, honking his horn, waving his arms around giving me the finger as if I’d just tried to kill him. His honking surprised me, so I block the brakes in case I’m about to cause an accident. If this dumb fucking cunt, who I wasn’t even close to hitting, and who had plenty time and opportunity to see me hadn’t honked, and instead just slowed slightly down, I would’ve been out of his way in half the time.

    People in my area have become a lot less patient in trafic, and have become a lot more agressive about any slight inconvenience.

    I’ve always tried to make plenty of room for other drivers, letting them get out of their parking spot with plenty of space, since they can’t see me nearly as well as I can see them, but seems I’m the only one trying to make driving easier for other people.